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Saturday, 24 November 2012

CRAP-FEST


Judged even by the yardstick of a ‘leave-your-brains-behind’ entertainer, Son of Sardaar falls considerably short, particularly because it wants to be too many things all at once. Dhir mines the premise for its comic potential, offering us some moments of inspired lunacy. But this is equally an action film, and the cartoonish set pieces fail to impress because they rely too heavily on tacky special effects. In one sequence, Dutt’s crony, pursuing Devgan on a motorbike, rams into onward traffic, and next thing you know, he’s riding the bike upside down mid-air. The same scene might have worked in a film directed by Rohit Shetty, who brings skill and a lightness of touch to comic-book action, but here such moments have little impact.

The performance of Sanjay dutt will draw the spirits out your bodies so much that watching a nonstop 72000 hour marathon telecast of Balika Vadhu or Godh Bharai would have brought more pleasure than to the one having had the misfortune of seeing Son of Sardar. That Sonakshi is one hotness impaired chick!!!!

I seriously think Indian Cinema has now reached whole new unseen level of sucking. That’s right , SUCKING!!!! I must congratulate the director of this movie for being the pioneers in achieving the threshold ram gopal verma never knew even existed.Sonakshi looks like 2nd adorable girl on planet…..first most beautiful women on planet …..first being Srimati Godavari Dhondiba Sarasambe , mukkam post  Chikhalthana age 75 years old can perform better than you did…….. Looking at her even Farah Khan arouses me.

Sugggestion to Sonakshi:-
IF YOU CONTINUE TO APPLY YOUR ACTING SKILLS NO MATTER HOW LIMITED THEY ARE IN THE FIRST PLACE IN LETHARGIC OVERRATED NONSENSE INFESTED PARASITIC MEGA ESSAYS OF STUPIDITY AND PSEUDO COOLNESS WITH LOTS OF WEIGHT THAT YOU CARRY  THEN YOUR CAREER IN A FEW YEARS IS GOING TO BE REDUCED TO SPOTS ON REALITY SHOWS LIKE BIGG BOSS.
I am not going to say a word about ajay devgan………….
THAT’S HOW ULTRA LAME AND SUPER MORONIC YOU AND THE OTHER TOTS IN THIS CLUSTERFU*K OF A FILM ACTUALLY ARE.

 This seriously was soul sucking crapfest. I want 30 minutes of my life back!!!!!!

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